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Wizard Maze
04:30
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2. |
Jezve Wizard
04:12
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Նարնջի ծաղիկ (Silver Tree)
Հիլ եւ պիստակ (Where have you gone?)
Ինչպես ես
Դուն սուրճ կ՛ուզես
(trans.
Orange blossom
Cardamom and Pistachio
How are you?
Do you want coffee?)
That look in your eye
Really shows your age
Will you take the hot stones?
You’re hiding something big
Under that wide brim hat
You’re hiding something big
Shall I bring you a cup?
Sit and I’ll bring you a cup
Have another, then one more
I hope you always have enough
Sometimes we only align once in our lives
Let's call it a night
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3. |
Cowboy Wizard
04:30
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Lord knows I’m no forsaker
Of past iterations of myself
You’re standing at the edge of a mirror
Either outcome is a different kind of hell
The Wizard watches a Spaghetti Western, goes out and buys herself a Brand new Stetson, and a pistol, and a horse
It's just another crazy obsession, a self-inflicted change of profession, but We’ll holler and we’ll clap
Lord knows I wait for judgement,
But he’s got no jurisdiction in this land
You’re passing through the passers by
With a canteen full of sand
It's not in the cards
Please excuse me
The Wizard watches a Spaghetti Western, goes out and buys herself a brand new stetson, and a pistol, and a horse
It's just another crazy obsession, a self-inflicted change of profession, but we’ll holler and we’ll clap again
There's no valor in suffering
You know where to go
One day I’ll fly off the handle, ditch this town and start all over
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You watch him in the lecture
Know hes got no fucking clue
Hes really really trying
But the gears are lubed with glue
Hes nodding off too often
His potions turning blue
But hes off and running
Hes got himself a girlfriend
Shes a normie but she's sweet
She only likes top 40
And by 9 she falls asleep
But she has a wicked penchant
For smoking lots of weed
And shes always laughing
And they're good for each other
He sucks at incantations
But she thinks that they sound great
And hes her little hero
Cuz he makes things levitate
Shes studying his textbook
But she cannot read the runes
He picks up her guitar
And he plays way out of tune
His transmutations shakey
They've no whiskey and no wine
We visit them regardless
And we have an awesome time
We take them to a noise show
They join us in the pit
Now they're really swinging
And they're good for each other
Load them in the van
They've gotten pretty schmacked
They say when they get home
They're gonna hit the sack
But the walls are really thin
They're gonna hit it from the back
And their boots are knocking
And they're good for each other
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It takes a whole lotta chutzpah to get it right
Sneaking off with the queen in the middle of most nights
But the jester and the maid and guard they turn a blind eye
(Cuz hes a really nice guy)
His ass is fat like the globe is flat
Hes uncanny like the live action cat in the hat
Skinnying at the beach, watching people sit around eating sand
While hes jamming with the band
Yeaaaaah this wizards out of his head
Hes a bath bomb toaster
Wacky westcoaster,
The man of your dreams and hes trapped inside a poster
Like the Jesus Christ of mystery paste
WizRock is out and all the girlies want a taste
WizCAs got the bars to knock out your lights
And Vexi D keeps the beat real tight
Our Magic tricks are coming to you live
While you're still at the guild working 9 to 5
He zips up his embroidered thigh high channels
Sprinkles ergot into the kingdoms wells
Driving the company car straight to hell for the weekend
(He and his girlfriends aren't speaking)
This guys got moves that you‘ll never level
He‘ll clean you out like a washing machine devil
Back and forth and back and forth the agitator rocks
(Take off your socks)
He gets down
He gets down
He gets down
He's got good rhythm
Lighthouse watchmen getting naughty and nautical
With the Temporal Wizards ignoring the chronological
Tassomancy thesis very laudible, prodigal
(Would you turn this shit off its getting fucking inaudible)
He bested you three karmic cycles back
In a High School Bio Jeopardy Death match
Curing meats to stave off the infection
Uncreated and free from conceptual elaboration
Starting a fire on the top of his head
Does a 4loko bong enema and honors the dead
Always getting busy tying radiators to a truck
Never down on bad luck
Ratio Collosium in Grifter City
Parasocial shotgun weddings start getting messy
Cyber-Heaven is a laundromat of infinite quarters
Swinging bats at nests of discoursers
It's thotty law students verses third line enforcers
It's Mother Mary hoaxes and corn fed reporters
But he smashes his phone via sick fade away
Grabs the VR headset and gets real laid
He gets down
He gets down
He gets down
He's got good rhythm
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Hinten im Zimmer
Blitz und dann Stille
Ich stelle mich ein
Jetzt gibt es so viele Spiegelversionen
Alles in etwas anderen Farben
Wenn ich mich bewege
Folgen schwache Geister
Wenn ich mich bewege
Folgen schwache Geister
Mein Gott was hast du getan?
Mein Gott was hast du getan?
Zauberer der Tausendklangsdimensionen
Zauberer der Tausendklangsdimensionen
Zwei, drei, vier sind für dich nicht genug
Es ist für dich nie genug
Liebe wie Kreise
5D-Schach mit Zeitreise
Ich stelle mich ein
Jetzt gibt es so viele Spiegelversionen
Alles in etwas anderen Farben
Wenn ich mich bewege
Folgen schwache Geister
Wenn ich mich bewege
Folgen schwache Geister
Mein Gott was hast du getan?
Alter was hast du getan?
Zauberer der Tausendklangsdimensionen
Zauberer der Tausendklangsdimensionen
Zwei, drei, vier sind für dich nicht genug
Aber es ist für dich nie genug
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7. |
Sorcier Cycliste
06:04
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What is it you‘re scared of?
That the wheels keep on turning,
Meanwhile you‘ve dropped right out the back,
Cuz this pace is unrelenting.
The general consensus,
Gears shifting electronic,
No one knows exactly when they’re gonna fail,
But they’re gonna fail
It’s a mechanical
Tour and Giro you remember,
Reached the Vuelta in November,
You never got to stop to look around,
Cuz your legs were always moving
Do you promise not to crash out,
Oh that roadrash looks so angry,
But when you’re on you’re so fucking on,
And maybe it will save me.
It’s a mechanical
Everyone is bracing,
Cuz they've caught sight of the bottlenose,
All the people hanging over metal rails,
Gonna give you everything they‘ve got (coughing noise)
Passed-over GC hopeful yearning
To blow apart the peloton
When you're playing a wholly different game,
Why would you even bother?
Even when we‘ve all been DQ‘d,
And the end results don’t matter,
They still want to know exactly where you are,
In the bunch sprint to nowhere
So then what is it you’re scared of?
That the wheels will stop turning,
Everyone supporting you has cracked,
Cuz this climb is unrelenting
It’s a mechanical
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This fugue state’s getting silly
It’s all a bit tongue in cheek
I need to bite my lips and
Produce evidence that I was once alive
This day’s been the longest year of my life
This year’s been the shortest day of my life
And life’s just filler between
Shitting and jacking off
But I promise If I ever come down we’ll picnic at a park, I swear
I promise that I’ll come down soon
That I’ll
Make it through
To the next bad interlude
Then the next bad interlude
Then the next bad interlude
Then the next bad interlude
Then the next bad interlude
Shutting off my brain
I need more time
I need more
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9. |
Installation Wizard
03:16
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Run the action
I need help
With his task
Restart
I have a friend
He plays tricks,
But knows the ins and outs
Call up
Installation Wizard its
Installation Wizard its
Installation Wizard yes!
Hes the installation wizard
Hes spamming the discord with a
Thirsttrap virus baby
Call that VD in the VC
Installation Wizard he’s
Installation Wizard he’s
Installation Wizard he’s
Installation Wizard
He’ll help you out
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Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
No rules, death match - straight illegal
About to remold the interdimensions
Won't align with the Geneva Conventions
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
Do you even know what you're about to witness?
Do you even know what you're about to witness?
You dont even know what you're about to witness
You’re entirely unprepared for what you're about to witness
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
Yes these two are different people
With varied perceptions on what constitutes as evil
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
hell yeah baby front row seats
Its happening
Its happening right now
Its happening right fucking now
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
Death defying stunts like Evel Knievel
Rodeo clowns doing soul retrieval
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
Monster trucks running on magic diesel
All of this over whose turn on the PC
Sell your soul now if you do not believe me
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
Do you even know what you're about to witness?
Do you even know what you're about to witness?
You dont even know what you're about to witness
You’re totally and entirely unprepared for what you're about to witness
Evil Wizard vs Wizard of Evil
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11. |
Veximus Delirium
03:58
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In the middle of the night
Noise oozes through the walls
Veximus
He's mixing again
Walk down the hall
A familiar beat
A familiar
Floors tend to bend, tend to rot
So leave it in the pot
Take it for a drive and then ditch it in
A lot of things you have to say will leave us feeling grey
So cold and out of place
Here's the chorus
Cut it up
Veximus
Fuck it up
Minds seem to wander, coast to coast
He’s following a ghost
Ripping out a track is what he loves
Most his parts are improvised, its all adlibs really, he hates his lyrics
Well, here's the chorus
Cut it up
Veximus
Fuck it up
I’ll walk it off
People tend to flake, tend to leave
Vex mixes a new beat
He’ll never open up and he knows that they're not
Mean median and mode there's something to behold
In trying to find cause
The viewers take a pause
Cut it up
Veximus
Fuck it up
Well now you
Cut it up
Veximus
Fuck it up
Floors tend to bend, tend to rot
So leave it in the pot
Take it for a drive and then ditch it in
A lot of things you have to say will leave us feeling grey
So cold and out of
Place yourself in the middle under rhymes and riddles
Incantations, chants, and spells - try them time to time
When you're not feeling
Welcome to our round table
Strewn about the cables, in piles and knots
Reaching down to the
Floors tend to bend, tend to rot
So leave it in the pot
Take it for a drive and then ditch it in
A lot of things you have to say and maybe it's ok
Or maybe I forgot
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12. |
Wizard U Class of 7069
05:51
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It's hard to say
It's so far back
Did I get out all I wanted in that time?
The work was hard
The parties harder
Guess the pixies were right, it's
It's Educational
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13. |
Wizards Quest Blues
03:23
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As you leave these hallowed walls
Confer the wise ones, your staff and wand
They say “You’ll do great things in the great beyond
And you‘ll all share this special bond”
But none of that has been the case
Starting to think its all been fake
And the magic I was born to make
Gets used on dishes I wash for min wage
I don’t wait for nothing and I‘m afraid of nothing cuz I seen what it can do
To the strongest willed souls, worn down like soles in my old boots
What good are my wizard degrees?
When no magic guilds have openings
The wizard dollar is very weak
It lays on the floor too drunk to speak
Should have done wizard vocation
Could have chosen any old location
I‘m not at risk from spell automation
Union would get me good paid vaction
I don’t wait for nothing and I‘m afraid of nothing cuz I seen what it can do
To the strongest willed souls, worn down like soles in my old boots
I don’t wait for nothing and I‘m afraid of nothing cuz I seen what it can do
To the strongest willed souls, worn down like soles in my old boots
I don’t wait for nothing and I‘m afraid of nothing cuz I’ve felt what it can do
To the strongest willed souls, worn down like soles in my old boots
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